As We Mature.

[A. BOOZER]

As I Mature

I've learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just <deleted>.

I've learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy

or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself with others - they are

more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fades, and there had better

be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when

something isn't working in your house, one

of your kids did it

I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,

they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe

Something good will happen.

If not...tough shit.