Aircraft Ladies Room

A man traveling by plane and in urgent

need to use the men's room is nervously

tapping his foot on the floor of the

aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room

door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess,

aware of his predicament suggested that

he go ahead and use the ladies room,

but cautioned him against using any of

the buttons inside. The buttons were

marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make

in disregarding the importance of what a

woman says, the man let his curiosity get

the best of him and decided to try the

buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button

marked "WW" and immediately warm water

sprayed all over his entire bottom.

He thought, "WOW, the women really have it

made!". Still curious, he pressed the

button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of

warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.

He thought that was out of this world!

The button marked "PP" yielded a large

powder puff which delicately applied a

soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he

couldn't resist the last button marked

"ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he

panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What

happened to me?! The last thing I

remember is I was in the ladies room on a

business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes,

you were having a great time until you

pressed the "ATR" button which stands for

Automatic Tampon Remover... Your dick

is under your pillow!"