He's Having A Bear Of A Time...

drummer · 2004-08-12T08:46:33+0000

So this polar bear is talking to his dad one day, and he asks "Dad, am I a full blooded polar bear? I'm not, like, part koala, panda, or grizzly or anything?" The dad says "No son! You come from a long line of proud, pure polar bears! Why would you ever ask such a thing?" The kid says "Cause I'm ###### cold!"

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August 12, 2004 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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