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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind

him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" He asks.

"That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name

Mary-Jane written on it," she replies.

"Don't be silly," he says "Two weeks ago when I went to the races.

Mary-Jane was the name of one of the horses I bet on".

His wife seemed satisfied at this and apologized.

Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she

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im with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold.

When he comes around he asks, "What was that for?"

"Your F*CKIN' horse phoned!"

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