My Water Spout

[alvino]

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

Is now my water spout

Time was when, on its own accord

From my trousers it would spring

But now I've got a full-time job

To find the blasted thing

It used to be embarrassing

The way it would behave

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes

[Simbo]

you obviously haven't found our little blue friends.

[alvino]

Where shall I look?