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A young girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts

his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says,

"Big breaths."

The girl replies, "Yeth, and I'm not even thixteen."

:o

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An old man named George goes to the doctor and the doctor says to him "well George, I've two bits of bad news for you. The first is that you've got cancer and the second is that you've got alzheimers". George takes a deep breath and says "Nevermind eh doc, it could be worse. At least I haven't got cancer".

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