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Those of us hovering near 50, over 50, or WAY

over 50 are quite confused about how we should

dress.

We are unsure about the kind of image we are

projecting and whether or not we are correct as

we try to be hip.

The following combinations DO NOT go together

and thus should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder

surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts/tops and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short-shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends!

Please keep these basic guidelines in mind first and foremost when shopping!!

Thank you.

How do you dress?

:o

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