August 16, 200421 yr Those of us hovering near 50, over 50, or WAY over 50 are quite confused about how we should dress. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be hip. The following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts/tops and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short-shorts and varicose veins 12. In-line skates and a walker 13. Thongs and Depends! Please keep these basic guidelines in mind first and foremost when shopping!! Thank you. How do you dress?
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