a2396 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Another idiotic post taking up space here. Life here must really be boring for some people here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave111223 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Before the cream sits out too long You must whip it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Another idiotic post taking up space here. Life here must really be boring for some people here. Thats 17 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blizzard Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 learn to speek thai, very ez. all u need to know is dai and mai dai. can and cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eff1n2ret Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Never say b*ll*cks to a witchdoctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Don't listen to trite, turgid advice from depressing, miserable people. So i'm not meant to listen to this, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt60 Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 never buy anything with a handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realthaideal Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Learn the language. Study Buddhism. Be Good. Eat well. Smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3billygoats Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks to those who are contributuing to this thread. However, those who are adding daft posts and slagging it off should please stay away. It was started as ADVICE for thoise new to Thailand or those not yet here. Not a game, not a joke, just help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaideeguy Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 look 5 times before crossing the street!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Look 5 times BOTH WAYS before crossing a oneway street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 The prettiest women are often men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Never commit adultery with a Thai woman who keeps ducks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCA Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Never buy a bar, dont fall in love - just pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 learn to say no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daewoo Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Don't eat yellow snow. YOU B@ST@RD!!!! The first thing I thought of when I read the subject was "don't eat the yellow snow"... and it is the first reply... now I am going to have to use my brain to think of something else... "If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving isn't for you" Serious advice, the meter is not broken, either get out of the cab, or accept that you can choose to negotiate a fare you are comfortable with or get out of the cab... it is YOUR fault if you get ripped off... Cheers, Daewoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Don’t believe the lies you tell yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_Dog Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Learn some Thai, then keep learning more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 never throw a brick straight up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 She hasn't been working there for only three months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Do not do anything that would embarrass you grandmother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Buffalos are very hardy animals and rarely get sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Your new girlfriend's brother is actually her husband - this is fun:) Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevemcqueen Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Keep the shower curtain on the inside of the bath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCA Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Never never seek advice online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetjock Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thai girls do not always tell the truth-Mirrors do ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang prince Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 They are not smiling because they're happy to see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Never ask a taxi driver "How much to... ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Whatever situation you are in, never try to apply logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepe' Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 In Thailand, always, utility is the priciple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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