The Pastor's Ass

[Axel]

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church. He was

told that there was a fortune in horse racing, so he

decided to purchase one and enter in the races.

However, at the local auction, the going price for a

horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey

instead. He figured that since he had it, he might

as well go ahead and enter it in the races.

To his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next

day the local paper carried this headline:

PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

entered it in the race again, and this time it won.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in

another race. The next day, the local paper headline

read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the

pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided

to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local

paper, hearing of the news, posted the following

headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she

would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it

to a farmer for ten dollars. The next day the paper

read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the

nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild. The next day the headlines

read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

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