Child Custody

[Girlfrombar]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy.

>But the custody of their children posed a problem.

>

>The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she

>had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of

>them. The man also wanted custody of his children.

>

>The judge asked for his side of the story too.

>

>After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and

replied:

>"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes

>out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

>

>Don't laugh, because the man won!