Five Word International Story

[gampaan]

with tenderness and a little

playful slap on the thorax

[crowbait]

with a four ton steamhammer

[Ping]

thus destroying the flea circus

[chiliwasabi]

and unwittingly causing the onset

[luckyluke]

between the republicans and the....

[chavy]

sunni backed terrorist groups engaged

[Ping]

in playing 'cardinal puff' at

[gampaan]

the local shiite hole where

[chiliwasabi]

the local <deleted> heads were

[Ping]

so drunk that they accidentally

[lazeeboy]

got the goldfish drunk too

[chavy]

blew themselves up using dodgy

[lazeeboy]

secondhand dynamite from bin laden

[gampaan]

and instructions written in farsi

[lazeeboy]

so no one understands it

[gampaan]

except a few whacked out

[lazeeboy]

bushwhackers from down under the

[gampaan]

sand dune who thought they

[Ping]

were sober enough to handle

[lazeeboy]

after they severed there feet

[chavy]

with cheese wire and almost

[lazeeboy]

any kind of automatic gun

[chavy]

fully loaded with Russian blanks

[Capantha]

left over from times when

[chavy]

the ruskies had many arms

[Capantha]

, legs and other body parts

[chavy]

scattered all over the place

[wileycoyote]

hither.thither and upsy downsy

[chavy]

not sure how to continue

[lazeeboy]

just write the words down