rubber dolls want their share

As they get mistreated often

like getting their plugs pulled

And hard to clean areas

getting clean by toilet paper

take them trough the carwash

and let them dry up

on the front yard lawn

with puncture outfit to hand

easy as pie for the...

simple simons and piemen who........

think it's easy to repair

the tiny optical lasers in

D.I.Y. kit always at hand

Bang! the bugger has burst.

The festering boil on his ..........

Nose exploded with pus going

all over the monk's robe

over the fence hitting the

electric barbed wire causing a....

tremendous firework ,making the midgets

run for cover under the

skirts of a nice young

lorry driver called Philip McCrack

who was on the track...

winding back to Gundigai dog......

going from Birdsville up to

the back of Burke where........

the One Tree Hill Hotel

stood gutted and burnt out