as a result from a

exploding birthday cake with too

much rum, causing fiery flatulence.................

from the loaded dog beneath

Beryl screamed out its alive

we come in peace shoot....

The dog and not us

because the cat is on

yaabaa and won't come down

off the roof. Nearby, a

Pride of lions suddenly appeared

who needed a fix off

and not a fuxs off

which makes a lot of

inanities in one single morning...

before I have my coffee

and my Vegemite on toast

followed by a serving of

copious amounts of thai beer

with BBQ'd scorpions, cockroach entrees.......

cooked by Khun Samak's illegitmate

acomplice who took there share...

of the pie last election

and changed the colour of

the birthdaycakecandles in a moment

of running many words together

during the last London Marathon

sponsored by a butter substitute....

made for a slippery slope

on which banana skins were