take his razor and strop

take his razor and strop

shave bar gals perfumed garden

accompanied by Barber's shop quartet

taffys barber shop boys singers

singing taffy's barber shop songs

in the key of C

which sent the lady admirers

swooning with lust in their

sixteen wheeler Kenworth sleeper trucks

sixteen wheeler Kenworth sleeper trucks

sixteen gals and one driver....... .....

all wanting a turn, NEXT...

to the roadhouse where the...

men are men, but the

woman are overbearing meglomaniac witches

flying away after some magic

somtam that makes you smile

but not for a very ....

women he'd have certainly died

a pathetic and lonesome death

Meanwhile back at the Go-Go

Meanwhile back at the Go-Go

wileycoyote, was lap dancing excitedly

on zpetes lap when something

rather vital suddenly came up

air as no oxygen down

quickly he unbundled his scuba tanks

found his air was rotten

expunged through his nether regions

before coming out his ears

before coming out his ears

igniting and singing his sideboards

suddenly he wasn't feeling very