and let you ride me

in the next Melbourne Cup

if you can lose 200

angry Turkish chefs with knives

riding drunken camels at dawn

accross the dusty desert heading

inescapably towards a breakfast buffet

with Saudi royalty and those

flying reindeer from Santa's place

which could be an ugly

and volatile crew when drunk

and if they are hungry

with non christian fanatical beliefs

you might be wearing burkas

Yeah, then I dun need shaving....

and will no longer scare

French tourists looking for love

cos unnawear is not needed

just alot of imagination and

to play in perfumed gardesn

amongst the gnomes and fairies

better move to california soon

Let Gov Arnie exterminate ya.....

I'll be back you faries..

and limp wristed mud pushers

that are located in Calafornia

home of the tenderloin district

home of the tenderloin district

second left past the corner

down the turnpike and off

Route 66 where unfortunately most...