Doctor, Doctor-help!

[alvino]

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of

the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught

young mother.

"My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the

door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a

sigh of relief.

"My husband just found another one."