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1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.

I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was

amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I

speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some

deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think

we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition

doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife

of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Football commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like

they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so

well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his

balls and kisses them...

Oh

my God, what have I just said?"

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