An Irishman In A Pub

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Paddy goes into a pub in London and sees a sign hanging over the bar -

Cheese Sandwich: £1.50

Chicken Sandwich: £2.50

Hand Job:£5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering', whispers Paddy, 'Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?'

'Yes', she purrs, 'I am.'

Paddy looks around, hands over a fiver and whispers.........................

Then wash your hands and give me two chicken sandwiches!!!

[suegha]

It's a groaner, but it gave me a chuckle!