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ARSENAL F.C.

End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese

Drinks

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2008

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED

Guest speaker:

Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.

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I don't think cry baby Gallas is the weak link. Senderos returned to his usual form for the Liverpool game. Never mind, at least we can cheer Thierry Henry in the Champs' League.

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I'm certainly not an Arse Fan but we might aswell make the most of it while we can.. :o

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What’s the difference between Arsenal and an Arsonist?

An Arsonist wouldn’t chuck away his last few matches

:D

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Thieves took advantage of the Champions League match

Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more

footballers' homes.

The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The

crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many

of Gerrards own medals.

Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are

2 FA Cup winners medals

FA Youth Cup winners medal

2 league cup winners medals

Champions league winners medal

Uefa cup winners medal

2 super cup winners medals

2 charity shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including, player of the year,

young player of the year and his much cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenals Cesc Fabregas.

Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.

:D

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ARSENAL F.C.

End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese

Drinks

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2008

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED

Guest speaker:

Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.

:o top post, good to see a sense of humour.

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The only problem with Arsenal having an end of season dinner is that some of their strikers are likely to miss it. :o

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...i agree Senderos is a bit "donkey-ish"....but Gallas for me gives away silly things at important times and his attitude is not one that will lead Arsenal under pressure to victory,....Lee Dixon was saying this on match of the day, I agree that the defence is missing a Tony Adams ,even Martin Keowan figure.If you had a real leader at the back I think Senderos could learn and become a mister solid at the back like Sol Campbell became.If you had this and without that injury to your centre forward you'd be up with or even above Man Utd,....cause sometimes Asenals football is breathtaking,......and I'm a Spurs fan,...

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scousemouse

you all know I have no sense of humour. :o

as it is I never hear the end of things when we lose one game..now imagine a whole thread dedicated to rubbing it in for Arsenal. you boys will have a field day...

and as apparent from the above posts, you are all already having a good go :D:D

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scousemouse

you all know I have no sense of humour. :o

as it is I never hear the end of things when we lose one game..now imagine a whole thread dedicated to rubbing it in for Arsenal. you boys will have a field day...

and as apparent from the above posts, you are all already having a good go :D:D

Looks like we'll have to buy plenty of chocolate for Mig when she's next in town.

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:o

i want champagne to celebrate the cups we never got

i want flowers to compliment my red and white jersey

oh wait....wrong forum :D

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It IS only a game and there WILL be another season in just 4 months.

You sound like a Spurs fan? :D:o

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