Condoms By New Makers

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Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world

Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!

Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate

My favourite; Royal Mail

[suegha]

Burger King!

[Boater]

this one is really good!!!

[PhilHarries]

Has to be Andrex condoms.

[distortedlink]

I hate condoms.

It`s like taking a bath with you`re socks on.

This is true:

There is a glucose drink sold in England called Lucozade. It's been going for many years. Their motto was and printed on the label: Lucozade AIDs recovery. This was said because the drink was meant to provide energy after an illness.

Later on when AIDs first apeared, the joke was, did you know that they have found a cure for AIDs? it's called Lucozade, sez so on the bottle, Lucozade AIDs recovery.

After a couple of years the company changed their motto to, Lucozade energy drink.

Edited April 20, 2008 by distortedlink