2long Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide' Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it! Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate My favourite; Royal Mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Burger King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 this one is really good!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Has to be Andrex condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distortedlink Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) I hate condoms. It`s like taking a bath with you`re socks on. This is true: There is a glucose drink sold in England called Lucozade. It's been going for many years. Their motto was and printed on the label: Lucozade AIDs recovery. This was said because the drink was meant to provide energy after an illness. Later on when AIDs first apeared, the joke was, did you know that they have found a cure for AIDs? it's called Lucozade, sez so on the bottle, Lucozade AIDs recovery. After a couple of years the company changed their motto to, Lucozade energy drink. Edited April 20, 2008 by distortedlink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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