Sailor In Thailand

An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in

Thailand for his first time. While the rest of the guys are out having a

jolly good time in the red light district of Pattaya, our hero just can't

get up the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a good

time. He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a get laid plan. One of the local girls approaches him and asks, "Wat is you name?"

He replies, "Rick Venus"

She says, "Lick Penus?"

He says, "Sure how much?"