Boater Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. > >Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. > >When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family >was invited over to see the baby. > >Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him >and explained that the baby had no ears. > >His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about >the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, > >he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. > >Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. > >When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." > >The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." > >Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, >A cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" > >" Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will >have 20/20 vision." > >"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed >glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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