Little Johnnie

[Boater]

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.

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>Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

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>When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family

>was invited over to see the baby.

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>Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him

>and explained that the baby had no ears.

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>His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about

>the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears,

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>he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

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>Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

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>When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

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>The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

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>Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,

>A cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

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>" Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will

>have 20/20 vision."

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>"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f**ked if he needed

>glasses.