chickenslegs Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I work at the "everything 10 baht" shop but my calculator won't work - help please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 im in need of a detoxification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 "I'm sorry your glasses aren't ready yet. Would you like to have a seat over there and read a magazine. Oops you can't see without your glasses. Go outside for a long stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 on the way to the shops i lost my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagwan Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Christiano Ronaldo was reported at saying he wants to achieve a lifelong ambition by playing for Hartlepools United. The HU Chairman said, "<deleted> is Christiano Ronaldo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I could never imagine myself between the arms of another man after he'd left cause I feel am already in the skin of one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 on the way to the shops i lost my way Out looking for LBs way........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 when i dont go out everyone is out ,when i do nobody to be seen ,are they telling me something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 "I have no intention of standing for election!" " I have not been bribed enough!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I is outta tea money, and backpocket is empty. As for my palms, mine need a heapa tickling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratsima Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Finger raised, as if to check the wind, John stepped out onto the balcony.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Where to have a good wash of my car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratsima Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 What do I want? A clean windshield and powerful gasoline. (A clean windscreen and powerful petrol.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enyaw Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 how the world be better if this rhyming lines are being used: I feel great cause I've put on extra weight. Or: I will lead cause I am a coconut head. add more please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 buy a robot to take the dog for a walk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 To average peeps, Mr Hawking's thoughts and answers are just so much bosh. I prefer Gyro Gearloose, he is a prectical guy. Good onya Walt Dizzy, for bringing Gyro to us, the proletariat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 to free up space on my hard drive i defragged,now nothing works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 from defragged to de frigged......hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 There could be mild turbulence ,as a precaution please fasten your seat belt ,also locate your sick-bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankman Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 (edited) cars have two wheels. Edited June 29, 2008 by frankman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 why do most staff get a diarrhea at the same day they have a mid year assessment meeting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Mite try living in a village a bit smaller than Bangkok, for a change, next trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 there must be a creature out there that does not taste like chicken!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Show me the waaaay to goooo hoooooome, I'm tired an I wanna take my bar gal to bed....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFD Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Is 'couth' the opposite of 'uncouth'? As in, could I say 'The prim and proper ladies at the Pink & Black Ball were extremely couth'? BFD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 What was this thread about, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted July 5, 2008 Share Posted July 5, 2008 it seems my last b-day was a couple of years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted July 6, 2008 Share Posted July 6, 2008 If it wasn't for my telly, I would have nobody to argue with, sad innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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