A Unique Thread

[chickenslegs]

I work at the "everything 10 baht" shop but my calculator won't work - help please!

[lazeeboy]

im in need of a detoxification

[wileycoyote]

"I'm sorry your glasses aren't ready yet.

Would you like to have a seat over there and read a magazine.

Oops you can't see without your glasses.

Go outside for a long stand.

[lazeeboy]

on the way to the shops i lost my way

[Bagwan]

Christiano Ronaldo was reported at saying he wants to achieve a lifelong ambition by playing for Hartlepools United. The HU Chairman said, "<deleted> is Christiano Ronaldo?"

[zaza]

I could never imagine myself between the arms of another man after he'd left cause I feel am already in the skin of one!

[Zpete]

on the way to the shops i lost my way

Out looking for LBs way...........

[lazeeboy]

when i dont go out everyone is out ,when i do nobody to be seen ,are they telling me something

[wileycoyote]

"I have no intention of standing for election!"

" I have not been bribed enough!"

[Zpete]

I is outta tea money, and backpocket is empty.

As for my palms, mine need a heapa tickling.

[Ratsima]

Finger raised, as if to check the wind, John stepped out onto the balcony....

[AlexLah]

Where to have a good wash of my car?

[Ratsima]

What do I want?

A clean windshield and powerful gasoline.

(A clean windscreen and powerful petrol.)

[enyaw]

Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

[zaza]

how the world be better if this rhyming lines are being used:

I feel great cause I've put on extra weight.

Or:

I will lead cause I am a coconut head.

add more please!

[lazeeboy]

buy a robot to take the dog for a walk

[Dave the Dude]

PEOPLE think Stephen Hawking is so clever, but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen, how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet?

[Zpete]

To average peeps, Mr Hawking's thoughts and answers are just so much bosh.

I prefer Gyro Gearloose, he is a prectical guy.

Good onya Walt Dizzy, for bringing Gyro to us, the proletariat.

[lazeeboy]

to free up space on my hard drive i defragged,now nothing works

[Zpete]

from defragged to de frigged......hahaha

[wileycoyote]

There could be mild turbulence ,as a precaution please fasten your seat belt ,also locate your sick-bag.

[frankman]

cars have two wheels.

Edited June 29, 2008 by frankman

[zaza]

why do most staff get a diarrhea at the same day they have a mid year assessment meeting?

[Zpete]

Mite try living in a village a bit smaller than Bangkok, for a change, next trip.

[mmushr00m]

there must be a creature out there that does not taste like chicken!!!

[Zpete]

Show me the waaaay to goooo hoooooome,

I'm tired an I wanna take my bar gal to bed.......

[BFD]

Is 'couth' the opposite of 'uncouth'? As in, could I say 'The prim and proper ladies at the Pink & Black Ball were extremely couth'?

BFD!

[pampal]

What was this thread about, again?

[zaza]

it seems my last b-day was a couple of years ago

[Zpete]

If it wasn't for my telly, I would have nobody to argue with, sad innit?