Women Have A Better Deal Than Men

[warfie]

1) They got off the Titanic first.

2) They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological excuses.

3) They have multiple orgasms instead of premature ejaculation.

4) When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy anything equivalent it's pathetic.

5) Our clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous –guys look like complete idiots in theirs.

6) They can be groupies. Male groupies are prosecuted as stalkers.

7) Taxis stop for them.

8) Men die younger, so women cash in on the life insurance.

9) They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10) They can hug their friends without wondering if she thinks they're gay.

11) They can hug their friends without wondering if THEY'RE gay.

12) If they have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, it's ok.

13) Condoms make no significant difference to their enjoyment of sex.

14) If they're not making enough money they can blame the glass ceiling.

15) Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

16) It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower (and they've no need to feel 'threatened' if they do).

17) No fashion faux pas they make could rival The Speedo.

18) If they cheat on their spouse, people assume it's because they're being emotionally neglected (therefore, still the mans fault!).

19) They never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

20) If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

21) If they have a zit, they can easily conceal it.

22) They never have to reach down every so often to adjust their privates.

23) They don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

24) Their friends won't think they're weird if they ask whether there's spinach in their teeth.

25) There are times when chocolate and/or ice cream really can solve all their problems.

26) Gay waiters don't make them uncomfortable.

27) They'll never regret piercing their ears.

28) They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

[desi]

13) Condoms make no significant difference to their enjoyment of sex.

So very wrong...

28) They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

Or...

fingernails

hairstyle

makeup

clothes

handbag

friends

mate

mobile

car

abode...

It's personal choice really. My British mother-in-law swears by the power of the brief fingernail glance. Says she can tell how moral they are, if they are (or will be) good mothers or wives. The lot. I know this because I'm reminded constantly.