The 8 ages of woman

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28,

38, 48, 58,68, and 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her

to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

At 78 - What story???? What bed??? Who are you???

How very true!

The 8 ages of woman

  What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28,

  38, 48, 58,68, and 78?

  At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

  At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

  At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her

  to bed.

  At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

  At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

  At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

  At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

  At 78 - What story???? What bed??? Who are you???