lazeeboy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 i thank god for another day ,then look for the fags and coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jubby Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 E.M.R ? ..... No !? .................... Ok , forget I mentioned it ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poshthai Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Thank god i am not in england.Thank god for my health.Thank god for my lifestyle.Thank god i moved here 5 years ago i might be dead of too much hard work and pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explorer Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Oh Crap! another working day Explorer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality. To the reality? Good god….you couldn’t mean Thailand? Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama! But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 When coming here as tourist: Who's the lady next to me. Living here: me pee pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Same as PhilHarries (see post #27) with the addition of "What's her name again ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 .....should I make use of this morning "stiffy"...or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 First thoughts = 'Who set that dam_n alarm clock again!' Next = (Looking at my 2 year old daughter sleeping) 'I am so blessed.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sibeymai Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 she sure is a cutie looking at your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality. To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand? Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama! But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying... BTW OP. I don’t wake up in the Morning. I’m a vampire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBanPrang Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Could be worse, I could be at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klikster Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 PHEW! I made it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality. To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand? Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama! But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying... BTW OP. I don’t wake up in the Morning. I’m a vampire And you’re missing your pearl? Well….Why didn’t you say so earlier?,….. ok I will bring the tabasco sauce…..should pick up ….james, 9’er, thithi also - I have enough sauce for everyone!! And forget about “my brother” he’s a vegetarian anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality. To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand? Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama! But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying... BTW OP. I don't wake up in the Morning. I'm a vampire And you're missing your pearl? Well….Why didn't you say so earlier?,….. ok I will bring the tabasco sauce…..should pick up ….james, 9'er, thithi also - I have enough sauce for everyone!! And forget about "my brother" he's a vegetarian anyway. Now your thinking! Lets spice it up!! ooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyyy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 If that rooster does not shut up........ I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight........ 555555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Now your thinking! Lets spice it up!!ooo... OK I got the tabasco........., now where to? Hurry up....I have only 1 hr before bedtime - still ratrace tomorrow!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaoDao Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Who said that rooster only make noise at dusk???! But still very happy waking up [earplugs] and see some sun and a beautifull view on the sea...thinking is for after my first coffee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg6447 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 my wife recently turned the bed round. so my first thought is where am i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 she sure is a cutie looking at your avatar. If you could find the link in my profile you could see some real pics of her... She is beautiful!!!! (I bet all the guys say that... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted August 29, 2008 Author Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls? ........´cos they can´t reach their arse????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radius Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. You would too if you could. Admit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls? ........´cos they can´t reach their arse????? No, because they can........and because they can't make a 'fist'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I'm still alive - whoopee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch. But thats what I do. That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. You would too if you could. Admit it. Nope...I can make a 'fist'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Have to wake up already ? 5 more mins plzzz... Coffee Give my son a bath prepare food for breakfast and bike to school Do i still looking good ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 gotta whiz need to drink water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G54 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 1] It still works (waking with an erection every morning). 2] Coffee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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