i thank god for another day ,then look for the fags and coffee

E.M.R ? ..... No !? .................... Ok , forget I mentioned it ;-)

Thank god i am not in england.Thank god for my health.Thank god for my lifestyle.Thank god i moved here 5 years ago i might be dead of too much hard work and pressure.

Oh Crap! another working day

Explorer

My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality.

To the reality? Good god….you couldn’t mean Thailand?

Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama!

But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous

When coming here as tourist: Who's the lady next to me.

Living here: me pee pee

Same as PhilHarries (see post #27) with the addition of

"What's her name again ?"

.....should I make use of this morning "stiffy"...or not...

First thoughts = 'Who set that dam_n alarm clock again!'

Next = (Looking at my 2 year old daughter sleeping) 'I am so blessed.'

she sure is a cutie looking at your avatar.

My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality.

To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand?

Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama!

But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous

Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying...

BTW OP. I don’t wake up in the Morning. I’m a vampire

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

Could be worse, I could be at work.

PHEW! I made it again!

My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality.

To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand?

Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama!

But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous

Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying...

BTW OP. I don’t wake up in the Morning. I’m a vampire

And you’re missing your pearl?

Well….Why didn’t you say so earlier?,….. ok I will bring the tabasco sauce…..should pick up ….james, 9’er, thithi also - I have enough sauce for everyone!!

And forget about “my brother” he’s a vegetarian anyway.

My privet jet is waiting at the air port for you to bring you back to reality.

To the reality? Good god….you couldn't mean Thailand?

Well I would rather be living in a fantasy, than be in a real reality show... W/ never ending drama!

But keep that jet on the standby anyway, just in case "my brother" feels adventurous

Gods got nothing to do with it. And who said anything about Thailand? The world is my oyster. Hope your brother is adventures, because he will be swimming instead of flying...

BTW OP. I don't wake up in the Morning. I'm a vampire

And you're missing your pearl?

Well….Why didn't you say so earlier?,….. ok I will bring the tabasco sauce…..should pick up ….james, 9'er, thithi also - I have enough sauce for everyone!!

And forget about "my brother" he's a vegetarian anyway.

Now your thinking! Lets spice it up!!

ooo...

If that rooster does not shut up........

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight........ 555555555555

Now your thinking! Lets spice it up!!

ooo...

OK I got the tabasco........., now where to?

Hurry up....I have only 1 hr before bedtime - still ratrace tomorrow!!

Who said that rooster only make noise at dusk???!

But still very happy waking up [earplugs] and see some sun and a beautifull view on the sea...thinking is for after my first coffee....

my wife recently turned the bed round. so my first thought is where am i.

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls?

she sure is a cutie looking at your avatar.

If you could find the link in my profile you could see some real pics of her... She is beautiful!!!! (I bet all the guys say that... )

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls?

........´cos they can´t reach their arse?????

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

You would too if you could.

Admit it.

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls?

........´cos they can´t reach their arse?????

No, because they can........and because they can't make a 'fist'....

I'm still alive - whoopee!

Why do girls scratch their hair every morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

But thats what I do.

That reminds me, why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

You would too if you could.

Admit it.

Nope...I can make a 'fist'....

Have to wake up already ?

5 more mins plzzz...

Coffee

Give my son a bath

prepare food for breakfast and bike to school

Do i still looking good ?

gotta whiz

need to drink water

1] It still works (waking with an erection every morning).

2] Coffee!!!