Do You Suffer From Impethaigirl?

[Andrew Hicks]

Rash yes, constant irritation, a terrible itch that only gets worse when you leave Thai shores.

You have an impetuous urge to return for treatment, for deep heat, for the rubbing of oils and unguents. You've got it bad. It's changed your life.

So how did you first contract impethaigirl?

What are your symptoms? Are they serious?

Is there a cure and do you even want to be cured?

This condition needs to be identified and documented so tell us all, spill the beans.

And where better than on Thaivisa.

[chevykanteve]

Rash yes, constant irritation, a terrible itch that only gets worse when you leave Thai shores.

You have an impetuous urge to return for treatment, for deep heat, for the rubbing of oils and unguents. You've got it bad. It's changed your life.

So how did you first contract impethaigirl?

What are your symptoms? Are they serious?

Is there a cure and do you even want to be cured?

This condition needs to be identified and documented so tell us all, spill the beans.

And where better than on Thaivisa.

Those who haven't experienced it might admit to it

And those who have it might well deny it

Like a translation of the old Arabic saying:

"Those who know don't say,

And those who say don't know"

This is an old saying, and "old" indeed reminds me of mother time and yet another and rather ancient Arabic expression:

"Man fears time,

And (yet) time fears the pyramids"

Andrew, let me know if you're ever in a Kiplingish mood (The 'Eethen in 'is blindness, bows down to wood and stone...). Sorry, you caught me in a rare mood.

[Nongwahyay]

Oh my gaaawd......... isn´t there enough drivel on Thaivisa without adding this?????

[Kerryd]

Code Blue !

Nurse Diesel to the General Forum ASAP !!

TV member in desperate need of high grade meds (or a paddle spanking) !

[t.s]

good lord one thing i apparently do suffer is fools too lightly.

i reckon you should stay away from intetionally attempts at comedy. you are much funnier when you are being sincere.

[ozzydom]

I am safe ,I was inoculated for it, now I just need to find a cure for gamblingthaiwife syndrome

[kurgen]

I am safe ,I was inoculated for it, now I just need to find a cure for gamblingthaiwife syndrome

Slap the bitch, you know she loves it

[britmaveric]

New material for the upcoming book Andrew?

[ozzydom]

I am safe ,I was inoculated for it, now I just need to find a cure for gamblingthaiwife syndrome

Slap the bitch, you know she loves it

:D

[Maigo6]

Some of the recent Threads on this forum border on ridiculous, this one is no exception.

[Maigo6]

You have an impetuous urge to return for treatment, for deep heat, for the rubbing of oils and unguents. You've got it bad. It's changed your life.

For some it may well have been a life changing experience, the discovery that sex didn't neccessarily include a latex glove and a box of tissues may have some effect.

[doctormann]

Anyone have a cure for thaiwifemaumaaktukwan syndrome?

[Heng]

Rash yes, constant irritation, a terrible itch that only gets worse when you leave Thai shores.

Sounds like psoriasis or eczema.

[LeungKen]

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Shouldn't this be in the Health, Body & Medicine Topics ?

[mrtoad]

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Shouldn't this be in the Health, Body & Medicine Topics ?

I think the rubbish bin would be more appropriate.

[onethailand]

Rash yes, constant irritation, a terrible itch that only gets worse when you leave Thai shores.

Sounds like psoriasis or eczema.

Considering that this was a poor play on "impetigo"...

Geez, Andrew, I hope your books aren't as bad as that joke...

[jetjock]

It doesn't sound like this one is going to fly Andrew ! I suggest you try a subject with more meat to it next time like 'Ten day until the end of the world'---Oops-sorry-I see that someone already took that one!