The Off Topic Thread

[AlexLah]

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[thesunset75]

Are you on P/R Alex ???

LOL

[AlexLah]

Uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr????????

PR?

Anyway I know I did similair eating when I went back to Holland my first time.

Had to wait untill 16:00 and then Shoarma boer opened.

Rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggghhhhhhh.

Fil um up with lotta garlic and Tomato sauce, slurp, slurp,slurp.

But getting expensive!!!!!

I paid 6 Euro for one!

Before it was like 6 guilder.

What is PR?

[thesunset75]

Period !

Does your gf/ wife have it ? LOL

Yeah its € 6-8 but I dont eat often anymore, cuz I can cook....better and healthy hehehe.

[thesunset75]

-5 degrees !!!!!

Anyone want to ice skette in the canal here ?

[AlexLah]

No I cut myself, ha ha ha!

But you cooked the turkey?

Rather unuasal if you ask me.

How fits a big turkey in a cookin pan?

[thesunset75]

Oh i thought you are a woman...duh !

The turkey was not big...its 2.6 Kg. on the glass bow...and it wel lekker...!!!!

Especially with champaigne

Edited December 27, 2008 by thesunset75

[AlexLah]

So let me get this right.

You cooked the turkey in Champagne and wine in some kind of glass bowl?

Oh and for the women thing, yeah only in the weekends, my GF loves that.........

[thesunset75]

Gotcha !

You are right about Turkey and im right about your weekend ...think I saw you in Soi 2 many times

Edited December 27, 2008 by thesunset75

[AlexLah]

You are getting stranger by the minute.

What is there in Soi 2 that makes you go there?

Please enlighten me, Soi 4 is getting kinda boring, oooooops.

I prolly will ask my brother next time I talk with him about turkey cooked in wine and champagne.

He is a chief cook/manager in one of those upscale high so cookeries in AMS so he should know.

I have heard about turkey in Wikkie but not in sjampie

[thesunset75]

Here some foto's

More look like chicken to me !!

Edited December 27, 2008 by thesunset75

[AlexLah]

Please resize your snaps next time, I am on dial up at the moment ha ha ha .

Anyway,

Very interesting picture 4 .

I see some of the household stuff is from Ikea.

I see some kind of torture device above the lady in the foreground.

A dark skinned girl with some kind of skin problem.

A wedding? ring but worn on the wrong finger.

Champagne wine and some kind of juice/lemonade at the same time.

A youngster in the foreground with some Asian facial features and the other kid with some East European facial features.

And a pair of nice white straight tooth on the exotic looking lady in the foreground.

Is that you?

[thesunset75]

That is my mom !!!

The ring was from the EX and other one on the left finger

And the kids...the one with red top is Russian, and dark skin is from Zambia, and the most handsome is my son

Edited December 27, 2008 by thesunset75

[AlexLah]

Holy crab!

That is your mom?

She look young maybe 30-32.

Who is that guy then, your Hubby?

So how old are you then, this is getting more interesting by the second.

I guess next week you go try to wear the shoes for running on hard water?

[thesunset75]

My mom is 33...im 75

I am drunk by posting here and by explain to Alex...

Interrested in my mom ?

Oh Alex step dad ----

I will eat the ice in the canal next door. same as I ate snow in Switzerland last Oct...LOL

Edited December 27, 2008 by thesunset75

[thesunset75]

Time to cook dinner agian...

Bye bye bye

[AlexLah]

Ha, so I was right with my thinking where the guy's came from.

Funny.

But I am a bit confused.

You are Sunset and you are the lady with the nice teeth in the picture right?

Looks like a happy bunch to me.

[tampasailor]

I like turtles.

http://www.ruaturtle.com

[thithi]

strawberry cakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - YUM!!

[AlexLah]

Strawberry cake soon to be vanished like imperialistic nation which event will be celebrated as a glorifiyng moment in history of mankind.

[thesunset75]

New Year new car new MacBook Pro and iPod touch, what else I wish for more ?

Ahh...also start studying Dutch, meet new people.

Edited January 6, 2009 by thesunset75

[thesunset75]

Ha, so I was right with my thinking where the guy's came from.

Funny.

But I am a bit confused.

You are Sunset and you are the lady with the nice teeth in the picture right?

Looks like a happy bunch to me.

Yes that me the most beautiful in the group hehehe.

[AlexLah]

Your hubby must be making good money, I wonder what he does for a living.

I like the car, me also have BM, love the sound of the six cilinder when driving.

But driving such car in Holland is no fun, too many traffic lights and speed camera's everywhere.

Thailand still OK to drive at nice roads upcountry.

Have you eaten green bean soup already?

It is called: Erwten soep, very very nice, my GF loved it when I gave her.

Go for the Unox canned stuff.

[thithi]

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Ouchhh................................chie

[thesunset75]

Your hubby must be making good money, I wonder what he does for a living.

I like the car, me also have BM, love the sound of the six cilinder when driving.

But driving such car in Holland is no fun, too many traffic lights and speed camera's everywhere.

Thailand still OK to drive at nice roads upcountry.

Have you eaten green bean soup already?

It is called: Erwten soep, very very nice, my GF loved it when I gave her.

Go for the Unox canned stuff.

Hahahaha Alex was wrong again, that is my car and i paid, not him

Hes Channel manager support all the resellers ...ICT work. But he earns as much as me which I dont have to work...what a great life i have huh ?

Hes pay the house and bills, i paid for food and things we 3 needs and SHOPPING. !!!!

He have company car and they takes off 250 Euro per month so better to have our own car and good timming to buy car at this moment, they are cheaper than other time of year.

Yeah...agree about camera speed trap, but if he drive fast and get a ticket that would be deduct from his salary hahaha.

Have a good day !

[BIGTOE3]

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Ouchhh................................chie

Thithi, even by your standards " THIS IS A WEIRD POST" Did you have a loaded CAKE ????

bt

[thithi]

yeh BT... too much cake made my thumb nails broken

I'm tense, no any jokes from you today?

[BIGTOE3]

yeh BT... too much cake made my thumb nails broken

I'm tense, no any jokes from you today?

A thumb nail or nails ? What were you doing ?????

Anyway try these. Someone is always worse off...

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS for 2009 and beyond.

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

BT

[BIGTOE3]

yeh BT... too much cake made my thumb nails broken

I'm tense, no any jokes from you today?

try this one - like your spelling when too much cake eaten.

The Bacon Tree

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> > Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,

> > wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are

> > close to just lying down and waiting for the

> > inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

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> > 'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees

> > bacon I is sure of eet.'

> >

> > 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

> >

> > So, with renewed strength, they struggle

> > up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance,

> > is a tree loaded with bacon.

> >

> > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture,

> > there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked

> > bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

> >

> > 'Jose, Jose, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon

> > tree.'

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> > 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We

> > ees in the Desert don't forget.'

> >

> > 'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage

> > that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon

> > tree'.

> >

> > And with that... Luis Races towards the

> > tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Jose following

> > closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun

> > opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is

> > clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that

> > he is, he manages to warn Jose with his dying

> > breath.

> >

> > 'Jose... go back man,you was right ees not

> > a bacon tree.'

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> > 'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

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> > 'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...

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[thesunset75]

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