Below is the complete email conversation that Adelaide man David Thorne claims he had with a utility company chasing payment of an overdue bill.

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Hhhhmmmm! How very interesting...

what a gimp.

I thought it had a slightly bedlamesque touch about it. May be we should offer him honorary membership.

That reminds me of a house i was renting in my early twenties.

I rented the house and subsequently sublet all the rooms including the underground garage to other people, so I got my rent for free. The guy renting the garage was one of those bong for breakfast guys who had managed to lose most of his brain cells while in his teens.

I would frequently go down to the garage to try and collect rent from this guy, only to find him curled up in the corner shaking or lying in his own vomit.

The reason why I bring this up, is that "Neil" would always try and pull stunts like this (posted letter) to get out of paying his rent.

Moral of the story: Don't rent your underground garage out, your house will end up being burnt to the ground.

Years ago a friend of mine was working in a health food shop. One day a guy walks in and says "Can I have 20 Benson & Hedges?" To which my friend replied "Er, this is a health food shop, we only sell healthy produce." The guy replies, "Okay 20 Rothmans then." Again my friend says "We only sell all organic and fairtrade produce from around the world" The guy comes back at him and says, "Look, you gonna give me me <deleted> smokes or what?"

We were all sure it was a spoof for candid camera or something!

The reason why I bring this up, is that "Neil" would always try and pull stunts like this (posted letter) to get out of paying his rent.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/524708/young...ts_a_overdraft/

Thanks Thad, with the Aussie dollar at 21 baht I'll need to write to my bank manager soon.

My Brother used to be a butcher, him and his work mates were alwasy on the lookout for a prank.

He came home oneday to announce he had taken the jackpot.

An elderly woman came in and asked if my brother had a pigs head, my brother's reply was that no, he doesn't have a pigs head it is just the way he parts his hair.

I was working in the same supertmarket as his buthchers shop, only I was the fruit and veg boy. Anyway I went in to the butcher's shop oneday to have a smoke with the lads only to find them racing eye balls down the wall and betting on the winner.

They would have fit right in here.