Good Pubs

[astral]

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view

was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.

"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In

Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there

goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks

he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman

there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhh that's nothin", said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's

Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a

drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had

enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All

on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's

claims.

He swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, "did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen

to me sister."

[Jeff1]

LoL

[Sully]

LoL

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hey leave de Ireesh alown...