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A young fellow was about to be married and asked his grandfather

about sex. He asked how often a couple should have it.

His grandfather told him, "Well, when you first get married, you want it all

the time... maybe do it several times a day. Then, later on, the sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so."

The young man nodded and listened more...

"Then, as you get older, you slack off and don't have sex but maybe

once a month or so. But when you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary."

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and

Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"Oral sex, Grandpa?" the young fellow asked. "Are you sure?"

"Yep," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in

my bedroom.

She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'" :o

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