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^SBK - Any shaving tips in delicate areas while you are on the MAN thread? :o

a straight razor, a delicate touch and a helping hand :D

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would you recommend waxing then? how long before you have to re-wax?

I was talking to an American friend who said his Bush disappeared on Tuesday, 20 January and he doesn't expect it back - apparentlhe had an election in November - but he didn't say if he waxes or shaves :o but no more bush

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would you recommend waxing then? how long before you have to re-wax?

It's not the waxing, or how often.

It's the removal that would worry me.

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I have a small pickle near the base of my penis, which I´m considering removing myself in a moment of madness. Would you gentlemen recommend doing it with the penis "relaxed".... or would it be more effective in a more rigid state??? I might, however, point out that I´ll sue anyone who gives me the wrong advice and I end up bleeding to death...... :o

You will bleed to death, it is a no do do!

Let a female doctor cut it away, then at least you get a female to reply, if you ask if everything is going fine down there.

MC

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Now we men have our own little space on TV just the like the women, I've decided to have a 'not so friendly' time of the month... just like women. The way I see it working, and I think this is good, is a dedicated 3-4 day period (no pun intended) each month when I am allowed to be irrational, unreasonable and just plain grumpy. I'll even complain in thai... just like the mrs...

What do you think guys? Good idea or relationship suicide?

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Sounds like a plan, give it a try!

By the way, you should update your will, include me as a beneficiary. I promise to respect your memory by only drinking excellent alcohol.

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It's cool not having breasts, right guys? Yeah, awesome.

Yeah, how can women walk around with those things. I like to see my feet without bending over!

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you guys are just jealous as you dnt have breasts.

that's WHY you guys hardly take your hands off of women's breats :o

suggestion : have a surgery and touch yr own breasts!

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It's cool not having breasts, right guys? Yeah, awesome.

Yeah, how can women walk around with those things. I like to see my feet without bending over!

Anything bigger than a handful is a waste :o

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Yeah, a handfull is the benchmark.

From years of study I can now say a B 80 is the perfect size for my hands.

Anything bigger and it all start to sag once they pass 35 years of age.

But how about Butt size?

:o

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Yeah, a handfull is the benchmark.

From years of study I can now say a B 80 is the perfect size for my hands.

Anything bigger and it all start to sag once they pass 35 years of age.

But how about Butt size?

:D

I'm not into big butts personally, I wouldn't kick her out of bed if she had one but give me a bird that can squeeze into a size 10 Levi's 501 any day! :o

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I used to say "Anything you cannot get in your mouth is a waste " , but hand size is fine by me , That's about average Thai size once the bra comes off , LOL 555 :o

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Need size of bum, what size bum is needed to satisfy us guy?

:D

I would say as long as you can get a decent hold of it, it would suffice, I wouldn't want it to be too small, would be like banging a boy....not that I would know about that! :o

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Sounds like a plan, give it a try!

By the way, you should update your will, include me as a beneficiary. I promise to respect your memory by only drinking excellent alcohol.

Ok. I've updated my will and cancelled my life insurance. I'm going to start on Monday. njpske - Please never drink rum - never could stand the stuff!

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Theres a thin line between a big ass girl and a girl with a big ass.

E.G Jennifer Lopez - Big ass girl

Oprah - Girl with a big ass ! !!

nothing worse than a loose caboose

Tennis is on in Australia - Serena Williams has a big butt too much, even JLo is getting excessive

ass-017.jpg

Now this is acceptable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

More along the same lines

http://www.questfamily.com/html/mynewmoons.html

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Now we men have our own little space on TV just the like the women, I've decided to have a 'not so friendly' time of the month... just like women. The way I see it working, and I think this is good, is a dedicated 3-4 day period (no pun intended) each month when I am allowed to be irrational, unreasonable and just plain grumpy. I'll even complain in thai... just like the mrs...

What do you think guys? Good idea or relationship suicide?

2 days in... getting on ok people... not too bad. Lot's of time for reflection... Have had to cook my own meals... But Mrs felt sorry for me tonight and wanted to cook. I was grumpy (as per the terms of the 'period') and decided to cook myself...again.. haha.. (or not?) Walking the dog alone now... Got hit on by a chinese woman walking her dog 2nd night in a row... Mrs not impressed that the dog has a new 'friend'. Don't think I'll be walking the dog alone anymore... Maybe a win?? Getting a bit bored really. Not as funny as one might imagine! I'll stick it out though. 2 more days to go. Not much english being spoken in the house anymore ... Very good for improving my thai!! Sleeping alone... again... we men are patient I'll tell ya! :o

On a softer note... I think this is going to improve our relationship :D

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Thanks for the very nice moons.

So far I like the Garter moon, Nice tree moon, Shiny moon, Wet moon, Texas moon.

Sound a bit like a boring experience to me Byoung, does she still bring your beer?

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Thanks for the very nice moons.

So far I like the Garter moon, Nice tree moon, Shiny moon, Wet moon, Texas moon.

Sound a bit like a boring experience to me Byoung, does she still bring your beer?

You may be right - boring experiment - but I've committed to it now. Yes, she still brings me beer :o

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Need size of bum, what size bum is needed to satisfy us guy? :D

requirements vary. some of us like two hand fulls, some prefer "arm fulls" :o

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