February 8, 200917 yr As you all may know i work in the property game here in thailand ( and yes it sucks at the moment ) well last week one of my sales reps had been in contact with a client via email to locate a suitable property for him to purchase to cut along story short, he would like a house nr the beach, but this is his actual request i just want someing that can still bee able to see the beach and walk down to it. i want to be able to take my trucnks off and run to the beach with extasy with my package hanging out ..in free delight...this run to the beach i fathom would be 200 feet from the water ..let meknow what you thinik mat..! thanks...larry Please note that this is a REAL ENQUIRY made by a REAL PERSON.... i thought it was a wind up but turns out to be true !!!
February 8, 200917 yr Sounds okay to me too. But TIT and I don't think it would be 'allowed', unless ho had a 200 private stretch to the beach.
February 8, 200917 yr i someing bee i trucnks extasy meknow thinik mat .... i thought it was a wind up but turns out to be true !!! Far from a wind up, just one over the eight perhaps?
February 9, 200917 yr His extasy will be short lived if the Boys in Brown catch sight of his package waving in the breeze.
February 9, 200917 yr Isn't it just a case that 'larry' is inarticulate in espressing his desire for a section of private beach.... Or on re-reading the quote, I wonder if the ecstasy is not in the writter's mind and the imagary is more of a personal message to your sales rep to 'enjoy' the package directly.
February 9, 200917 yr What an appalling assumption. I'm sure that Boater's absolutely nothing like that.... Is he?
February 9, 200917 yr Please note that this is a REAL ENQUIRY made by a REAL PERSON.... i thought it was a wind up but turns out to be true !!! who said I'm not real?
February 9, 200917 yr ^^Scea, if his av is the way he conducts an auction, who knows! (Sorry Boater ) E: Raro got in first
February 9, 200917 yr Sounds like he's really after his own island, then he can display his package as much as he wants. However, it's the vision of the beach sprint that gets me...reminiscent of Darren Clark's sprint at the Olympics (I wonder if he was ever able to have children after that).
February 10, 200917 yr The run to the water may be because his package in on the minimal size. Back home when a lot younger, we were never ashamed of our packages to have to run to the water.
February 10, 200917 yr I'd imagine a dip in the briny off a NZ beach would shrink most packages to postage stamp size anyway.
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