February 18, 200917 yr I will start it of by saying what have u seen written on peoples clothes some are good...seen any good ones let us know. I want to be like Barby when I grow up the f@@k Bit@h has everything.
February 18, 200917 yr i was walking down the street some month ago at ChaTuCha one of the tee shirt sold by the vendor Written in Thai . SAID . translated roughly " I AM FARANG . PLEASE SELL ME . SPECIAL PRICE " but written in Thai " PHOM PEN FARANG - SUE KONG JA LA KA PISET . ----- I also saw a farang walking down the street with a shirt saying : " I'm not thai " whahahhahahah very hard to tell .
February 20, 200917 yr Last summer in Phuket. Piss drunk arab gentleman with text "Also Available Sober"
February 22, 200917 yr Politically incorrect, I guess: DUCK MY SICK (Pattaya, Walking Street, fly-by-night shop after midnight)
February 22, 200917 yr from the 80's: I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WOULD GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER
February 22, 200917 yr I saw a few months ago a Thai man walking in a T-shirt with the 2 pictures and the text: "I've married my wife for her beauty" "She married me for my money" "We both get screwed." Have been looking around for a similar T-shirt without success.
February 22, 200917 yr A Thai guy walking in Big C in Pattaya with the label from a box of Tampax Tampons on his T shirt. I doubt he gave it any consideration before he put it on.
February 22, 200917 yr Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own. Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ... ATM Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM.
February 22, 200917 yr I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY TO KEEP UP That's clever,i would like that shirt.
February 22, 200917 yr Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own.Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ... ATM Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM. You only have to worry when they try to pull your tongue out....
February 22, 200917 yr I have one which is quite funny if you've ever been, or witnessed, a newbie in LOS in their first argument with a taxi driver. "YOU F*CKING <deleted>" There's no *'s on the t-shirt though.
February 22, 200917 yr I seen this Thai guy wearing a T-Shirt that read "I'm proud to be the wife of a US Servicemen"
February 22, 200917 yr saw a t-shirt recently, thought it's pretty funny in big font on the front: DON'T BE SEXIST! small font just under: bitches hate that
February 22, 200917 yr Saw one a long time ago that said:-PATTAYA VENI VIDI VENI Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most.
February 22, 200917 yr Seen in Patong Thai girl wearing t-shirt wtih following at the back: JESUS IS C*NT! Sometimes I doubt Thais even understand meaning of slogans on their shirts.
February 22, 200917 yr Although I usually prefer to wear one of the 100 odd KISS t-shirts I have, I did have some t-shirts made up at MBK. I routinely wear them when I go out and about for an evening at places of ill repute; "I met YOUR wife at Nana" "NOT a sex tourist ! (I live here) " "Thai Girls (Take 2 they're small)" "This ain't Kansas, Toto. . " I saw a couple on a site called t-shirt hel_l that I want to make up; "I shaved my balls for this??" "Anyone need to earn some rent money?" "Shut the <deleted> up and drink your beer. .."
February 23, 200917 yr There are some truly unfortunate T-shirt wearers in the Kingdom, I've seen loads of inappropriate shirts for sale at JJ market but only 2 pop to mind that I saw being worn. I was getting on to a train in the MRT when a young, innocent looking teen-aged girl (she couldn't have been more than 14) walked by with a T-shirt that said "<deleted> YOU, YOU F*CKING <deleted>!" (without the stars of course). I think I almost jumped back in shock! The other was a student of mine who wore a shirt with a large mug of foaming beer on it, along with the words "The best head in town!". I had one of the female Thai teachers explain to her that it wasn't the best wardrobe choice, I didn't want to explain why to her... I always wish I had a camera with me for these situations, then I could upload them to one of the "Engrish" websites.
February 23, 200917 yr This one has been seen before I guess... It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang.... Oh and Lucifer Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most. That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History...
February 23, 200917 yr Saw a beautiful thai girl in BKK under the famous luxury watch logo were the words "Tag Whore".
February 24, 200917 yr A couple of years ago I saw a Japanese student on an express boat wearing a t-shirt with the following somewhat cryptic slogan: Labrador Retriever Let the body checking begin.
February 24, 200917 yr This one has been seen before I guess... It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang.... Oh and Lucifer Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most. That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History... ...and that's the reason I said, ''over the head of most''.
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