How to liven up Bedlam?

Do a thread on porn or busty avatars, 30 posts in less than 30minutes

Moss

Hey, you gotta know what appeals, I suppose

eek's just expressing too much interest and curiousity in this thread!

'Sex Education, the Bedlam Way.'

There's money to be made here...

Not because i found them sexually fulfilling, but because im interested and curious about the psychological aspect of it. No, that isnt a "get out clause!". If i had not studied Art, I would have studied psychology. My elective in my degree was in psychology and my dissertation was on the cognitive responses to Visual Art. Im interested in what stimulates people and why. So, my thought processes whilst watching that Japanese porn was probably a tad more clinical than say the average Japanese man.

I am with you on this one eek, whilst I do like to see a sexy Japanese woman (preferably in sexy clothes) what I find most fascinating about JPorn is "what the heck was she thinking?", "Is she enjoying this or just acting?", "As these 20 guys are screwing her, what is going on in her mind?" and when it is all over "Now what is going through her mind, does she feel dirty? like slut? like she just had the experience of her life?"

Darn it why can't I just sit back and enjoy the boobs?

I suspect she's thinking about having to pick up the dry cleaning and wondering if she's got time to make the local market before the best sushi fish are sold.

Sad really, isn't it?

I suspect she's thinking about having to pick up the dry cleaning and wondering if she's got time to make the local market before the best sushi fish are sold.

Sad really, isn't it?

Nah, she's probably wondering how she's gonna spend the twenty million Yen she's being paid to screw around with all those d**kheeds.

Do you think there are any who actually get right off on it?

I saw an interview with Annabel Chong once, she was the girl who did the first really big gang bang, 251 guys in 10 hours I think it was. Anyway, she was saying how much she liked it, how some guys made her cum whilst others she didn't fancy too much, but over all it was a great experience. Her only regret was that after so many years she still hadn't been paid for it.

I dated a Singaporean girl once, she was quite a monster until I introduced a video camera. That sent her over the top, she would have done anything in front of the camera and then she was quite happy to watch the resulting video with her friends. (I still have most of the videos at my ex-wifes house)

Like everything in life, its good that we all like different things!

As for the actresses, well i would think most just think about performing the right facial expressions and whatever and are not really thinking too much about whats going on. All about the paycheck. I cant imagine most actually dig what their doing, although of course i imagine some do. I dont suppose there statistics about that? Would it break men's 'fantasy' if they knew the girl wasnt digging it, or would they not care?

Would it break men's 'fantasy' if they knew the girl wasnt digging it, or would they not care?

Perhaps it might even make it more erotic for some? The old "man is the king of the jungle" kind of thing.

Instantly thought of this recent pearler from The Onion when I seen this post.

It's my opinion that the Japanese woman who do porn (they're called "AV stars" in Japan) as quite skilled in their craft and I doubt very much that they're only thinking of their paycheck. These are mostly professional productions and the actors, of which the women aways get top billing, have to pay just as much attention to camera angles, lighting, getting it right in one take etc....all the same values that film production requires in any genre. Looking at some of the out takes and behind the scenes footage which are packaged with some movies it does seem like it's a relaxed but professional undertaking in which the woman seem to be at ease and behave as one would expect other women to behave. For example, in the footage I've seen when the cameras are not rolling the actors wear robes and are tended to by personal assistants while others such as makeup and hairstylists prepare the actors for their next scene.

No doubt the actors are being well paid and money (and fame...AV stars in Japan get recognised in the street all the time and are quite admired...by men and women) would certainly be an attraction for new starlets. But an established AV star hardly needs the money. If they didn't enjoy it I don't think they would bother.

What I'm most curious about (and I wish I could speak Japanese which might help a bit) is not the spit swapping, or the hundreds of men gang bangs, or the bukakke, or the school girl - nurse - flight crew uniform fetish, or the rope bondage, tekoki, kogal, urabon, on-sen, hentai, office lady, toys and gadgets (the Japanese definitely have the best of these), or even the scat and pee.

No, what I'm curious about is the public nudity/public sex thing. Do actors really parade around streets in Japan making XXX video ? Just to describe several I've seen...one was a woman who started at one end of an airport terminal building and got naked on the moving footways by the time she got to the other end, must have been 10 minutes or so; another was a woman who casually changed her clothes, including underwear, in a shopping mall...and she wasn't in any hurry; third was a couple who drove around town and at busy intersections jumped out of the car, laid out a matress on the ground and did the bump and grind for a minute or two then jumped back in the car and continued it somewhere else,

Never once did anyone seem woried about security or police. What do the actors think about this style of movie ? What does the general public think about it if you're walking down the street one day and see this ? (The people shown in the videos generally have their faces blurred but mostly crowds don't form as one would expect in a western country).

Darn it why can't I just sit back and enjoy the boobs?

Quote of the month?

Anyway, back to swedish porn then Tuky?

Bump!

(and grind)

3 balls in porn is just too wierd for me, Ping

Or one guy with 2 dicks. My ex Thai girlfriend had never saw any porn before. So i asked someone who worked with me if he had any. He slipped 3 DVDs under my door. 2 were normal stuff. But the one with a guy who had 2 dicks was weird. This was about 8 years ago.

^Almost as weird as hermaphrodites - one of each...

^^

were ye nay underage 8 years ago??

^Almost as weird as hermaphrodites - one of each...

I suppose that you're never really alone if you're an hermaphrodite...

Hey micky, how goes it? How about an up-date on Tigger?

It goes well, thanks me ol' china. Ahem. Yep, she's going great guns; just coming up to one year since I saved her from a messy hedgehog impersonation. She went walkabout last week for four days and my wife was really upset. I'm away from home for four days of the week and Mrs Cat (her new name. Sorry.) is a real bit of company for her. But she turned up looking none the worse for her adventure. The strange thing is, her miaow is a different sound now, more of a rasping sound. Strange. I wonder if she had a run-in with a snake as she loves to chase them around the place. Dozy mog.

Hey mick.

Cats use different meows for different purposes. Some on a ultrasonic level (ie: when communicating with their young). Its likely that when she went walkabout was more tuned into the ultrasonic level as that is how they listen out for prey. She will probably get back her more usual meow once she settles back in and realises you dont hear her more silent raspy meows.

One thing to make sure about though is that she doesnt have strained vocal cords due to meowing a lot when walkabout. But, i think its more likely that she just tuned into a different wavelength whilst being Ms Wild and Dangerous and roaming the jungle of the big wide world . She should settle back to a regular meow within time. If you want to speed up the process, just ignore her raspy meows. She should soon get the picture when she is trying to get attention (especially when calling out that its dinner time..watch that rasp soon turn into a big angry 'our range' vocalised MEOW!!! )

So can I take it from eek's post above that when a Japanese AV star's moans start to turn "raspy" she's about to become "Wild and Dangerous" ?

(Just trying to figure out how the post relates to this thread----hidden meaning perhaps)

..Was just trying to be helpful.

Mick, good to hear from you.

I've adopted a bunch of street cats over the years. I distinctly recall the first time, (the first adopted cat) went walkabouts.

As you said they come back.

It's their forty days of solitude, so to speak. They go out hunting for pussy (or cock) and they come back on the grown up side of adolescence. This might be why she's a little different. During their days out, the encounter fear, threats, adventure, and above all, they are outside their adopted comfort zone. That'll change any person or animal.

Japanese porn is exaggerated.

That's great micky, any more photos?

At the risk of damaging my pure reputation here I will say that Japanese porn is one of the most annoying things to watch in the world. The girls scream and yell like there being raped if when they like it. The men are always doing strange things to the women instead of sex, and talking to other men while they do it......not right!

I have not seen any Jap porn so I cannot comment!

The Japanese man when in full flight always seems to remind me of a Rabbit...

The Japanese man when in full flight always seems to remind me of a Rabbit...

I can see where you are coming from (ooh err missus) but there is one big difference, with a rabbit, the sh1t tends to stick to their fur.

Most Japanese Porn I've seen (Very little, mind you...)

The women are hairier than rabbits..

Hey mick.

Cats use different meows for different purposes. Some on a ultrasonic level (ie: when communicating with their young). Its likely that when she went walkabout was more tuned into the ultrasonic level as that is how they listen out for prey. She will probably get back her more usual meow once she settles back in and realises you dont hear her more silent raspy meows.

One thing to make sure about though is that she doesnt have strained vocal cords due to meowing a lot when walkabout. But, i think its more likely that she just tuned into a different wavelength whilst being Ms Wild and Dangerous and roaming the jungle of the big wide world . She should settle back to a regular meow within time. If you want to speed up the process, just ignore her raspy meows. She should soon get the picture when she is trying to get attention (especially when calling out that its dinner time..watch that rasp soon turn into a big angry 'our range' vocalised MEOW!!!

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Coo, that's a new one on me and I've had cats as pets since I can remember. Cheers, Eek! Can't think she'll be that chuffed at being ignored though. Hmm, we'll see...

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Mick, good to hear from you.

I've adopted a bunch of street cats over the years. I distinctly recall the first time, (the first adopted cat) went walkabouts.

As you said they come back.

It's their forty days of solitude, so to speak. They go out hunting for pussy (or cock) and they come back on the grown up side of adolescence. This might be why she's a little different. During their days out, the encounter fear, threats, adventure, and above all, they are outside their adopted comfort zone. That'll change any person or animal.

Japanese porn is exaggerated

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Good to hear from you too, Kayo. Yep, I've had several cats over the years and they've all gone walkabout at some stage, the Toms, especially. I suppose that it would fit with her as she's just coming up to her "teens" in our years. The misses was distraught over the 'phone; she really missed her. But I assured that she'd be back eventually. What made it worse was that she has spotted a couple of splatted cats quite near to our place and she was quite sure that one of them was ours. I was spared the task of going to see for myself at the end of the week when I come home as she came home on the Friday morning.

As for Japanese porn, I couldn't agree more. I'm not exactly a porn enthusiast anyway but I think the Japanese variety is pretty grotty. Plus I always end-up sniggering at the poor guy's "micro penis". Shame.

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That's great micky, any more photos?

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I'll have a look when I get home, mate. I'm at work at the mo. Well, work in its loosest possible sense.

Sorry about the cobbled-together look of this post; can't remember for the life of me how to reply with multiple quotes. Poor old bugger, mumble, mumble... "Oh, and don't the police look so young these days?" mutter, mutter, "And I can't get on with this new money, can you?"

Edited as I've just noticed that it's my 1000th post. Wooooooooooooooooooh!