Irish

[mr_lob]

An irish bloke is working on a building site. When the lunchtime bell rings, he heads off to the lunch room. Sitting there is an english bloke, who pours himself a piping hot cup of coffee from a Thermos flask.

The irish blokes looks on in amazement and asks him 'what de fookin ###### is dat thing there then'?

The englishman replies, 'this here is my Thermos flask mate'

'i see, so what does that do then'? asks the wide-eyed irishman.

'well it keeps things hot and it keeps things cold' he replies

'well <deleted> me, thats fookin amazing, i shall get meself one of them Thermos flasks as soon as i get off me shift'

The next day, lunchtime comes and in the irishman walks to the lunch room. The englishman sees him walk in and says 'oh, so you got one then'?

The irishman replies, 'i fookin did', beaming from ear to ear.

'What you got in there then'? asks the englishman

to which the irishman replies: '2 cups of tea and an ice-lolly'