Aboriginal Style

[Axel]

An Aboriginal found himself in a brothel in Kings Cross

and decided to approach a prostitute.

He asked her, "How much do you charge for the hour?

"$100," She replied.

"Do you do Aboriginal style?"

Not knowing exactly what this was she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said,

"I'll pay you $300 to do it Aboriginal style".

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, healed down the final offer,

"I'll give you $500 to go Aboriginal style with me!

What do you say?"

Finally she agrees thinking,

"Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've been there and done that, and had every kind of

request from weirdo's from all over the world.

How bad could Aboriginal style be?"

After several intense hours of every possible way and position,

she turned to him and said. "That was fantastic,

but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.

Where does the Aboriginal style'come in?"

The Aboriginal opened a can of beer and replied,

"I'll pay you next Wednesday when I get my dole cheque.