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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland, the Class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and my Mum Said it was contagious". "Well done, Roland" says the

teacher. "Can anyone else try"?

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's

a bug going round, and it's contagious". "Well done, Katie" says the

teacher. "Anyone else"?

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next

door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad

says it will take the contagious."

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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland, the Class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and my Mum Said it was contagious". "Well done, Roland" says the

teacher. "Can anyone else try"?

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's

a bug going round, and it's contagious". "Well done, Katie" says the

teacher. "Anyone else"?

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next

door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad

says it will take the contagious."

:o love it

Posted
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland, the Class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and my Mum Said it was contagious". "Well done, Roland" says the

teacher. "Can anyone else try"?

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's

a bug going round, and it's contagious". "Well done, Katie" says the

teacher. "Anyone else"?

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next

door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad

says it will take the contagious."

:o love it

Love it..Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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