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Mafia Don And The Rolex

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As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying he called his grandson to his

bed. "Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I want for you to take my

chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But," whined the grandson, "I really don't like guns, Grandpa.

How about leaving me your Gold Rolex Watch instead."

"You lisinna to me," responded the Don. "Somma day you gonna be

runna da bussiness. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,

a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

"Somma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another

man.

Whatta do you goina do then? Point to you watch and say,'Times up?'"

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