For You Masters Of English.

[mrt273nva]

Who will be the first to be able to translate this into laymen terms? Could you explain this to a Thai (now it is Thai related)?

"Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member."

In plain English what does this translate to?

[pwm]

Who will be the first to be able to translate this into laymen terms? Could you explain this to a Thai (now it is Thai related)?

"Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member."

In plain English what does this translate to?

Obviously, Jack and Jill...

[twschw]

Beat me to it.

[Maestro]

I am moving this from "General topics" to "Farang Pub", where it belongs.

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Maestro

[expatwannabe]

mmm

Edited June 27, 2009 by expatwannabe

[suegha]

[loong]

large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified

It was a Pail

[ratcatcher]

A large ovate character was ensconced on the parapet of a castle when he experienced a dizzy spell and plummeted towards terra firma where he experienced multiple fractures

Despite the attentions of the mounted minions of the monarch, they were unable to rehabilitate him to any semblance of his former self.

[loong]

Despite the attentions of the mounted minions of the monarch and their mounts, they were unable to rehabilitate him to any semblance of his former self.

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[njpski]

Despite the attentions of the mounted minions of the monarch and their mounts, they were unable to rehabilitate him to any semblance of his former self.

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I thought it was the monarch's mounts in their entirety and similarly the said ruler's male attendants who were unable to restore the chap to his previous ovoid appearance rather than the order a\lluded to earlier.

PS ovate is usually only a two-dimensional section through an egg

[sirineou]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.

and now they got a Daughter!!!

[sirineou]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill came tumbling after.

and now they got a Daughter!!!

ohh wait i got it wrong

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

stupid Jil forgot the pill

and now they got a daughter