Shipwrecked Lawyers

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island

for several months. The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their food.

Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of

the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow.

I can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there

floating in our direction."

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and

said, "I think you're hallucinating and you've

finally lost your mind."

But within a few minutes, up to their beach floated

a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally

unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her,

dragged her up on the beach, and discovered, yes,

she was alive.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this

island for months now without a woman. It's been a

long time. Do you think we should, you know...screw

her?"

The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked

woman, thought for a moment and asked,

"Out of what?"