The Reds Blues

Old Mother Fergie

Went to Wembley,

To get poor united a shield,

And during the match,

( where they wern't up to scratch)

They were played right off the field.

Full time they did reach,

With the score at two each,

And the ball was placed on the spot,

Lampard scored,

The crowd roared,

Poor old Giggsy,he did not.

With the score at two one,

The time had come,

And Drogba the net he found.

Then Evra stepped up,

And gave it a tap,

And it trickled along the ground.

It wasn't hit much

Straight into Cech's clutch,

Chelsea had won the game.

They'd beaten the Reds,

And get this into your heads,

The Premiership will be the same.

Lay of the grog mate!

Lay of the grog mate!

One win in the charity shield, and they are crowing.

He has every right to Crow boys and not just about the score. Hope your back in good health Martin

He has every right to Crow boys and not just about the score. Hope your back in good health Martin

I'm feeeling a lot better now thanks

I suppose the Ancelotti-therapy is doing you more good than chemo - good luck Martin.

Even as a supporter of United, I found your ode amusing. Keep your spirits up - even when United start to win the real silverware