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I remember seeing a humorous aphorism about 20 years ago in a magazine that went something like this:

Heaven is where - the cooks are from Thailand, the police are from Singapore, the lovers are from the Philippines and the ----- are from----.

hel_l is where - the police are from Thailand, the lovers are from Singapore, etc. etc.

Does anyone know how the rest of it goes?

Similarly, I was perusing a book downtown in Bangers about the same time and came across something similar by Brooke

- the 'White Rajah' of Borneo:

The Chinese are the most curious, hardworking and good humored people,

as well as the most callous, chauvinistic and cynical.

Any scholars out there?

RAW.

Hi Randy,

The original version was European and it goes like this.

"Heaven is a place where:

The lovers are Italian

The cooks are French

The mechanics are German

The police are English

The government is run by the Swiss

hel_l is a place where:

The lovers are Swiss

The cooks are English

The mechanics are French

The police are German

The government is run by the Italians"

I have seen the Asian version (in the bar toilets of the Penthouse hotel) but that was a long time ago, so I have forgotten it now.

B.R.

Tiger

Hi Randy,

The original version was European and it goes like this.

"Heaven is a place where:

The lovers are Italian

The cooks are French

The mechanics are German

The police are English

The government is run by the Swiss

hel_l is a place where:

The lovers are Swiss

The cooks are English

The mechanics are French

The police are German

The government is run by the Italians"

I have seen the Asian version (in the bar toilets of the Penthouse hotel) but that was a long time ago, so I have forgotten it now.

B.R.

Tiger

I just Googled in the words and came up with the same as above:

http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...11004617AArnGfq

Never heard of the Asian version.

Not that I agree with this...give me a Thai lover any day :) but I think this is how it goes...

"Heaven is a place where:

The lovers are Philipenas

The cooks are Thai

The mechanics are Korean

The government is run by the Jappanese

hel_l is a place where:

The lovers are Japanese

The cooks are Korean

The mechanics are Philipeno

The government is run by the Thais

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