As a non drinker, non partyer, it was suggested I go to  a small Thai massage parlor. How do I find these? What would be reasonable compensation for removing a lady from the premisis for s/t l/t?

                                     Jim

You must have a small member to go to a small massage parlour...

i HAVE TO BE MEMBER TO GO TO SMALL MASSAGE PARLOR?

Yes this correct, a friend of mine has a big member , and the refused him entry.

Told him to reduce it and they would let him in

So he cut his card in half

Yes this correct, a friend of mine has a big member , and the refused him entry.

Told him to reduce it and they would let him in

So he cut his card in half

You are on a roll today Oz-man.

LOL

:laugh:    :cool:

jjrbus, I think these guys are pulling your leg.

Don't listen to them! Even if you are very big and the place is very busy,they always find a way to squeeze you in...

they always find a way to squeeze you in...

If they cannot squeeze you in then get a pair of boxing gloves ,they always come in handy.

Don't listen to him you can not take boxing gloves into a small massage parlour, cause they think you want to start a fight. and it takes up to much room at the bar

I must explain something

japanese man small member

Western man big member

So we can see japanese man take up less room at he bar.

Friend with large membership found solution he went to a small massage parlour took a young thai lady to the bar, sat on a chair two seats away, and sat sidewards, he bought three drinks one for each seat

(Sorry think about it)

I don't want these guys to pull my leg, I want pretty girl at massage parlour to pull my leg

I don't want these guys to pull my leg, I want pretty girl at massage parlour to pull my leg

Isn't this called "foot-fetishism"  

Back to your original question. Go to any of the foot-reflexologists (you find them on any corner ion BKK and?)

Just talk nicely... Who knows what the answer will be.

I am a NEW MEMBER and not a particularly BIG ONE, but the Condoms I bought in Bangkok in June were much TOO SMALL!.

Do the Thais have SMALL DICKS?.

And when I see lovely little Thai Girls with GREAT BIG FARANGS, I wince at the thought.....must be a bit painful for the poor things......Bless 'em.

David Charles , check out my avatar , and go and knock one out you subtle master of irony , not.

Chonabot please,  hold her still baby!

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i love your avatar CHONABOT..keep up the good work..

peace :cool:

Cheers , I copied it from Membrane , God Bless him!

 

When you go to the foot massage make sure you tell them you only have two foot not three