DID YOU KNOW?

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Remote controls in hotels are the worst!  

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.  

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!    

Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.    

Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.  

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting mouth herpies from one of the guests..  

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

A 4 hour drinking session in any bar in Pattaya will result in 2.76476 hours worth of bullsh*t from guys propping up the bar. Bangkok slightly less at 2.76473.

I didn't know that the averages had gone down that far    

I'm sure with Bud in town, the averages will be back up soon.

Is it true that at Burger King (home of have it your way), that you can request your whopper without pubic hair?

You can but it costs more  

guess we all understand why the thais wai now.