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OK experts - what do I need to do to stop the local cat crapping all over my garden? I've already considered solutions that involve Kalashnikovs and catapults but I can't afford to piss the neighbours off. I would buy a dog (I'd love one anyway) but my lifestyle won't allow it. How can I CUT THE CRAP?

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OK experts - what do I need to do to stop the local cat crapping all over my garden? I've already considered solutions that involve Kalashnikovs and catapults but I can't afford to piss the neighbours off. I would buy a dog (I'd love one anyway) but my lifestyle won't allow it. How can I CUT THE CRAP?

Grounded black pepper.

The Contech Scarecrow

contech_scarecrow.jpgWhen the Scarecrow sees an intruder, it instantly sprays the trespasser with water under full garden hose pressure.The effect is both startling and immediate! Animals quickly get out of the area and avoid it in the future.

The Scarecrow will protect an area approximately 35 feet wide and 45 feet deep, which makes it an excellent device for keeping cats off lawns, and away from ponds and gardens. It operates off a 9V battery which might typically last up to 6 months if operated day and night (or 3000+ activations). The device needs to be connected to a good quality consumer water hose with a water pressure of around 30 to 80 P.S.I.

The Contech Mini Scarecrow

contech_miniScareCrow.gifThe Mini Scarecrow is designed to protect an area such as a covered porch or patio, potted plants - or even used indoors to protect countertops. A sensor detects motion up to a yard (one meter) away and activates a warning sound as well as a brief, harmless spray of compressed air to keep the cat away.

The motion sensor and spray are separately adjustable so they can be positioned precisely

. The device uses 4 AAA batteries and replaceable air canisters are available from Contech and approved distributors.

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and back to fat cats

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Sometimes that is true, sbk.

But, it's funny about children and cardboard boxes. I remember years ago when my kids were small that they often had more fun playing with the box a toy came in than the toy itself. I keep a lot of big boxes just so my grand kids can cut them up and turn them into castles and such. They paint them, turn them into tunnels and just have fun destroying them. I'm just fortunate that I have the room for all the "destruction". After they are finished I just cut the boxes up and spread them in the garden as compost.

Tiger dung.

The English Midlands is sadly lacking in tigers.

Tiger dung.

The English Midlands is sadly lacking in tigers.

The elephant dung works then.

You let your kids cut the boxes up?? I didn't allow mine to have anything sharper than finger nails!

Otherwise, I'd have been spreading the kids around as compost.

You let your kids cut the boxes up?? I didn't allow mine to have anything sharper than finger nails!

Otherwise, I'd have been spreading the kids around as compost.

My kids were playing with sharp knives since they were 4... same as me. I can't recall them ever cutting themselves badly. But, they were always supervised. My son is now a carpenter and I get a laugh because he's always warning me about using his power tools. He's got every kind of saw and cutting instrument known to man. I learned a long time ago to be just frightened enough with power tools to be safety concious.

Tiger dung.

The English Midlands is sadly lacking in tigers.

The elephant dung works then.

Not many elephants either if you discount the local macburger mob.

This has probably been posted before... but here it is again.

How to scrub a toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,

The Dog

OK experts - what do I need to do to stop the local cat crapping all over my garden? I've already considered solutions that involve Kalashnikovs and catapults but I can't afford to piss the neighbours off. I would buy a dog (I'd love one anyway) but my lifestyle won't allow it. How can I CUT THE CRAP?

Further news on the moggie. Turns out it belongs to the next door neighbour. The reason it ignores me is that it's as deaf as a post. It's also got kidney disease and something wrong with its thyroid so, for now, it gets to live, crap or no crap.

endure, on 2011-06-03 12:44:54, said:

OK experts - what do I need to do to stop the local cat

crapping all over my garden? I've already considered solutions that involve

Kalashnikovs and catapults but I can't afford to piss the neighbours off. I

would buy a dog (I'd love one anyway) but my lifestyle won't allow it. How can I

CUT THE CRAP?

Purrrfit solution.

That has been bugging my missus, an avid gardener, cat ppop all over garden beds.

Our yard is fully fenced, so I put a single wire strand about 4" above the wooden palings, which are 6'6" high.

Great watching the blotty moggies almost strangle themselves trying to get over.

No fatalities yet, I think they have learned to keep clear.

My son's cat, "Boots"...

What's to eat in the fridge? I'd like those chicken breasts or some of Ian's canned salmon.

Boots_2.jpg

What's this dried crap doing in my bowl! Where is the canned food?

Boots_1.jpg

This is okay, but I'd STILL rather have had Ian's canned salmon!

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