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Gordon Brown's Gaff

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^5555 Exactly. One day a roster, the next day a feather duster...

Clocks...

A man passed away and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.'

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

Wonder if Brown has a clock.......LOL

Gordon Brown's gone back to scotland.

Surely there is no better time to rebuild Hadrian's Wall and electrify the top !!!

Gordon Brown's gone back to scotland.

Surely there is no better time to rebuild Hadrian's Wall and electrify the top !!!

That's only OK as long as the Icelandic volcano keeps spewing ash and the winds blow it over Bonnie Scotland.

Is Cameron Scottish? The family name sounds it.

The Millipede brothers don't sound English either.

Where's John Smiff when you need 'im?

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