"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Brilliant, thank you!!

This is so stupid.

Well it is on the Farang Pub and Jokes forum so it has every right to be, 'stupid' as you put it! I for one liked it, it brought a smile to my face as it reminded me of many similar situations I have been in.

This is so stupid.

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

And that also made me smile

Well it is on the Farang Pub and Jokes forum so it has every right to be, 'stupid' as you put it! I for one liked it, it brought a smile to my face as it reminded me of many similar situations I have been in.

This is so stupid.

Doesn't matter how much you argue with me it doesn't change the fact that it's stupid.

How many times have we had similar conversations on the phone here. Great stuff, better than reading about Red Shirts.

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

I can behave 5 years old too... 5555

Sounds almost like ordering in a hotel in Wales!