English Language Problems

[MZurf]

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea.. meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

[Foxman888]

Brilliant, thank you!!

[RakJungTorlae]

This is so stupid.

[Eazy-Going]

Well it is on the Farang Pub and Jokes forum so it has every right to be, 'stupid' as you put it! I for one liked it, it brought a smile to my face as it reminded me of many similar situations I have been in.

This is so stupid.

[MZurf]

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

[Eazy-Going]

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

And that also made me smile

[RakJungTorlae]

Well it is on the Farang Pub and Jokes forum so it has every right to be, 'stupid' as you put it! I for one liked it, it brought a smile to my face as it reminded me of many similar situations I have been in.

This is so stupid.

Doesn't matter how much you argue with me it doesn't change the fact that it's stupid.

[BWPattaya]

How many times have we had similar conversations on the phone here. Great stuff, better than reading about Red Shirts.

[RakJungTorlae]

This is so stupid.

Thank you! You gave me a reason to check out the "ignore" function.

At least you're good for something....

I can behave 5 years old too... 5555

[Tanaka]

Sounds almost like ordering in a hotel in Wales!