Intercourse, Masturbation Key To Long Sex Life

[dereklev]

George will live to about 160 

And you Doc..? ?

Me, I am just going to keep practising and making sure I live to a ripe old age...

[Jai Dee]

Have a ciggy then sling one off. Life's all about balance.

Shouldn't that be ..Flick one off the wrist and then have a ciggy.....

Lotsa different terminology for the same activity...

"spank the monkey"...

"5-knuckle shuffle"...

etc...

I wonder how much attention this is getting in the Thai media...

[SiriusBlack1]

"Intercourse key to long sex life..."

In other news, making money key to successful business career.

[Martin]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

[Jai Dee]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

That gets my vote for ThaiVisa's quote of the day...

:D

[dereklev]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

That gets my vote for ThaiVisa's quote of the day...

:D

Yes Jai Dee, that indeed must be the "ThaiVisa Quote of the Day"!

[spacebass]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

totster 

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Why not? You have a problem with that?

[Thetyim]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

Ahh Yes, but you can shag the wife for the first time every night

[swervie2000]

what the good doctors forgot to mention is that masturbation is cheap, always on time and doesn't complain...many benefits....so whack and play away!

[huski]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

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!!

[Jimmy in Bangkok]

This is all very well, but with all the pharmaceutical money going into improving Viagra and none into preventing Alzheimer's, we will be spending our later years sitting around with stonking great erections but unable to remember what to do with them!!

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Ahh Yes, but you can shag the wife for the first time every night

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Yeah but then you have the problem of working out &lt;deleted&gt; is your wife although in some cases this may be a good thing

[Khun Larry]

Deteriorating sex lives and relationships among Thai couples is usually caused by poor communications in a society where sex is taboo.

Like they don't look out the window , or what

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Like saying Thai's don't eat rice.

Kind of takes away from the valitity of the study.

[patsfangr]

Well, when I move to Thailand with my 62-year old, "old school" Thai wife, who will have spies everywhere to keep me from partaking of the local delicasies, I will be fine. Unless, of course, I develop arthritis that limits my dexterity. In which case, I'm a dead man!

[Jockstar]

Granny sex. I suppose with no false teeth in then no danger of biting.

[Thetyim]

First I think this report is totally correct and

secondly I intend to live to an old age

and lastly this is my spare bedroom

[mrbojangles]

Unless, of course, I develop arthritis that limits my dexterity.

You can always get an helping hand Pat. About 1000 baht per day will have that problem covered

Mr BoJ

[patsfangr]

Unless, of course, I develop arthritis that limits my dexterity.

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You can always get an helping hand Pat. About 1000 baht per day will have that problem covered

Mr BoJ

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30,000 baht a month? On Social Security income? I'd better keep my fingers nimble! Not to mention the danger of losing the object of need during my sleep should my wife learn of any "outside help"!

[Totster]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

....... and ejaculating!?!

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Who...? me or her...?

Hmmm must be nice when your girl isnt wearing her dentures 

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Is that called a "gum job"...?

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

totster 

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Why not? You have a problem with that?

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Yes .. I do... it keeps intruding into to my nicer sexual thoughts and contaminating them...

totster

[mrbojangles]

Unless, of course, I develop arthritis that limits my dexterity.

You can always get an helping hand Pat. About 1000 baht per day will have that problem covered

Mr BoJ

30,000 baht a month? On Social Security income? I'd better keep my fingers nimble! Not to mention the danger of losing the object of need during my sleep should my wife learn of any "outside help"!

Oh, you want "Long Time" in that case you can a much better deal pat

Mr BoJ

[patsfangr]

Unless, of course, I develop arthritis that limits my dexterity.

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You can always get an helping hand Pat. About 1000 baht per day will have that problem covered

Mr BoJ

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30,000 baht a month? On Social Security income? I'd better keep my fingers nimble! Not to mention the danger of losing the object of need during my sleep should my wife learn of any "outside help"!

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Oh, you want "Long Time" in that case you can a much better deal pat

Mr BoJ

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And what of the cost for the all night bodyguard?!

[SinfullyBlonde( f )]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating....  

totster 

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Why not? You have a problem with that?

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Come on gentlemen...whats wrong with a woman whimpering..."let me gum you.. baby" *LOL*

Edited July 7, 2005 by SinfullyBlonde( f )

[AmeriThai]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

totster 

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Here, this'll help ya clear up any confusion about mental images.

[Jai Dee]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating....  

totster 

Here, this'll help ya clear up any confusion about mental images.

Edited July 8, 2005 by Jai Dee

[Jimmy in Bangkok]

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

....... and ejaculating!?!

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Who...? me or her...?

Hmmm must be nice when your girl isnt wearing her dentures 

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Is that called a "gum job"...?

I now have mental images of old toothless ladies masturbating.... 

totster 

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Why not? You have a problem with that?

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Yes .. I do... it keeps intruding into to my nicer sexual thoughts and contaminating them...

totster

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Nice one Totster,

Although I may now have to sue you in relation to my increasing amount of injuries due to laughing so hard. I will send an updated lawsuit costing when I am able to stop laughing and asses the full extent of my injuries.

[gharknes]

i seem to be using the mouse with my left hand more often these days, as spock used to say ...live long and eja.... prosper

[Jai Dee]

i seem to be using the mouse with my left hand more often these days, as spock used to say ...live long and eja....  prosper

I heard someone once say that if you do it with your left hand (assuming of course that you're right handed) it feels like someone else is doing it for you...

[astral]

“This is masturbation. But if you want to reach ejaculation, please do it. It’s good for you,”

Oh ..thanks... don't mind if I do....

totster

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BUT he was talking about women.

I think the word he wanted was orgasm, not ejaculation?

[Dradam]

Is sex taboo in Thai society? Since when?

This doctor seems to be less than scientific though

Facts presented by doctor:

1. 1 in 3 Thai men over 60 have erectile dysfunction

2. Making love is like climbing 20 flights of stairs

3. Women and men have increased difficulty with sex at older ages

4. More than 80% of men and women 60-64 have sexual desires

5. Less than 25% over 80 have sexual urges

6. The younger people are when they become sexually active the longer they remain sexually active

Conclusions reached:

1. Masturbation is good for you

2. Having sex regularly is good for older couples

3. It is now or never

4. Regular sex prevents sexual dysfunction

For all of you masturbating now to thoughts of old Isarn women, I would hesitate to accept this as a good argument. The facts don't match the conclusions reached.

[BambinA]

i seem to be using the mouse with my left hand more often these days, as spock used to say ...live long and eja....   prosper

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I heard someone once say that if you do it with your left hand (assuming of course that you're right handed) it feels like someone else is doing it for you...

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did you try it before?

i will think about it ..hahahah

Bambi

[Thetyim]

  The facts don't match the conclusions reached.

I don't care, I just want to believe it