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Depends on who you're attracting. For one set of punters, " The Oil and Pouch" would get em inwhistling.gif

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Tongue ‘n Groove

Traps with Flaps

The Glory Hole (gay)

The Butt Plug (I dare you…)

Knockers & Knobs (ladyboy bar)

Trashy Tramps

The Meat Hole (disgusting but funny!)

The Money Shot Bar

The High Tide Bar

Miss Funny Fanny

The Rim Job Bar

Super Slappers

The Rubber Johnny Bar

The Beach Boys (gay)

Here’s my best shot for today: “Lubrications!”

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Cheeks... in the Sand

Wet Spot

TO's in the water

SX on the Beach

Wet Dream

Bubbles

Brain Freeze

Warm Rain

Beer O'clock

Last Baht Saloon

Stars on the Water ( ..sorry Jimmy)

Thongs 'n Blacksocks

Last Beer for 50Metres

Banana Republic

Brown Belly's

Mr Creosote

Faulty Towers

Bath and Turtle (a bar in BVI of same name)

Clinks

Socks and Sandals

You're Shout

...the suggestion ...bar "Fine" is a really good one ...lol

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Cheeks... in the Sand

TO's in the water

SX on the Beach

Wet Dream

Bubbles

Brain Freeze

Warm Rain

Beer O'clock

Last Baht Saloon

Stars on the Water ( ..sorry Jimmy)

Thongs 'n Blacksocks

Last Beer for 50Metres

Banana Republic

Brown Belly's

Mr Creosote

Faulty Towers

Bath and Turtle (a bar in BVI of same name)

Clinks

Socks and Sandals

You're Shout

...the suggestion ...bar "Fine" is a really good one ...lol

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This is the kind of place most foreigners would only go to once at best. It did get its fair share of Russians in the previous format though as most came in couples and weren't bothered by the fact that most of the other clientele ignored them.

:)

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Tongue ‘n Groove

Traps with Flaps

The Glory Hole (gay)

The Butt Plug (I dare you…)

Knockers & Knobs (ladyboy bar)

Trashy Tramps

The Meat Hole (disgusting but funny!)

The Money Shot Bar

The High Tide Bar

Miss Funny Fanny

The Rim Job Bar

Super Slappers

The Rubber Johnny Bar

The Beach Boys (gay)

Here’s my best shot for today: “Lubrications!”

Thanks for the gay and lb bar suggestions (and the parentheses to point them out) but I don't think it's going to be anything along that format.

:)

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My mate wanted to take over an existing sports bar that didn't have a 'theme' so he was aiming primarily at a baseball dugout affair called BSD's. For signage, there was this huge slugger character called Dick with a foreshortened baseball bat, hence the full name of "Big Swingin' Dicks". Regrettably, Harris County licencing authorities didn't see the parody, only the innuendo.

So...

Innuendo's

Parody's

Since it's a youngish local crowd that will be there, they want some vacuously farang cliche like

Walkers's (Johnnie does it)

Johnnies's (same same)

The Velvet Elvis (was one in Houston but the Graceland attorney's got that stopped)

Liquid Lounge (always a winner)

Portia's (Porsche's?)

Benz

Beemer's

Soon Soon Chet (think about it)

Bond's (that make it easier?)

Wankels (fabulous, visionary rotary engine... anyone ever own an NSU Ro80?)

Libations (what else <deleted>!)

The Illicit Still (my favourite Aberdeen basement pissuppery)

and one from the Pattaya crime pages a few weeks back...

The Lone Robber (you just try and get a sober Thai to say that!)

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My last go:

Donovan’s Reef

Bar Nickel

Blues and Two’s

Time and Tides

Crimson Tide

La Plage aux Folles

Wave-Front Bar

Salt E Dog

Mussel Beach

Big Sea

Shell Shocks

Hick a Doo La (Family Guy)

The Chocolate Starfish

N-Chantment by the Sea

Jomtien Rocks

A flock of Sea Gals

Hello Buoys

Rock Me Bay B

Bar B Dolls Bar

Admiral Freebee (On the Road)

Top Notch Bar

South Sea Bubble

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<br />
<br />how about   <b>IXOCIETY </b>  AS IN "HIGH SOCIETY" DIFFERENT SPELLING FOR THIS CHIQUE PLACE<br />
<br /><br />Yeah, myself I like that, but from what I've seen the 'I'm better than you' clubs tend to do better with normal 'I'm just like you' type names.   XOCIETY only maybe?    <br /><br /><img src='http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' /><br />
<br /><br />`Nunca Nunca Terra `,  its Portuguese for `never never land `  bout right methinks !<br />
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Portuguese for "never never land" should be "terra do nunca nunca".

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for farang expats:

no bra bar

rice, ice and vice

the big milk

the honey pot

the office

aristo cats

the church

pussy galore

dak ling bar

near vana (nivana)

7th heaven

beer bank

for thais:

sparkle bar ( the spark starts the good feeling in thai)

all seasons bar

chang jet ( the 7th floor- thais know this as the summit in nirvana)

7th heaven

bank of gold

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chang jet ( the 7th floor- thais know this as the summit in nirvana)

Didn't know that myself. First thoughts were Elephant Jet and/or 7th Elephant.

:)

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chang jet ( the 7th floor- thais know this as the summit in nirvana)

Didn't know that myself. First thoughts were Elephant Jet and/or 7th Elephant.

:)

Seven beer Chang?

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As mentioned, it's more of a Differ, Easy Corner type place... To put it another way you'd have to add up the ages of about 5 patrons in the club to get a tally of over 100 instead of just say about 1 and 1/2 people in a 'Sex Tourist' bar.

:)

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